The Cape Town edition... Welcome to my ramblings, if you care to read on, you will sooon find that this is mostly an attempt to record the things I'd want to remember one day but probably wouldn't. This of course is due to my absolutely rubbish memory.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Justy not enough to go around

Since arriving I have been out almost every single night, either drinking in a pub, watching movies at a friend’s house, going to clubs or anything that doesn’t involve staying at home. I feel like I need to come back to the UK just for a holiday. Last night I was supposed to go for dinner with a friend who I have known my whole life, and I forgot. Sorry Lisa didn’t mean to, obviously. Then Nigel phones and wants to do something, but the weathers crap so I don’t feel like driving too far, then Celeste wants me to come to a pool bar but I’m at dinner with my parents (all on different nights). Another friend wants me to go to his new church group with him, but that’s a conflict of interest right there, its not me not being able to go, its me not wanting to go, church is a whole other story all on its own, that I’m not getting into right now, and probably never will on this blog. I’m only here for two weeks people, as much as I would love to do it all, I just don’t have enough time, hopefully I didn’t piss too many people off with my duck and dive tactics.

So if any of you are cross with me for not sticking to what I may have said, please forgive me, I've had way too much on my mind, when I'm back for good I'll make it up to you. Anyways, its me!? Why wouldnt you forgive me? :)

Am I a jazz man?

When I left for London last year I sold my car, no particular reason but mostly because I didn’t want it to sit outside in the rain for a year not being used and gathering dust and rust. Since being back I’ve been using my mom’s car, which of course is a welcome upgrade from my old car.

Tonight on the way down to a friend I was flicking through the cds in my moms cd shuttle, which unfortunately are mostly littered with my brothers nonsense, but I too was once that age, I mean how cool was ‘Apollo four forty’ really? So I don’t think too much of it, his taste will improve, just kidding matt.

So there I am changing one cd after the other until some rather pleasant sounding tune starts pouring into my ears. Jazz? I like this? What’s it doing in my moms car? And who is this? I have yet to find out, but it was really good stuff. I’ve never been anti jazz but never really listened to good jazz either. I suppose listening to ‘lounge’ (Café del Mar stuff) is kind of a window to jazz music.

Hermanus

A wonderful little coastal town about an hours drive from Cape Town, which can at the same time, have both the tranquillity you come to expect of life in the village and yet when you want, quite the bustling night life. Residents there will complain bitterly about the lack there of but with a population of about 20, and more than 5 pubs/clubs to choose from, I fail to see the problem?

One good thing about this time of year is that although it may be the coldest, it is also whale season in Hermanus, a time when entire pods of whales come to the bay to mate for a few weeks and then return to wherever it is they came from. Even though it was far off in the distance and it was only a fin, for a brief moment I too saw the whales!
I love Hermanus, if not for the over protective residents it would be perfect, but what is it that these people don’t understand? Tourists put the food on your plate! Visitors are what keep your little town going fools! So stop with the attitude and start welcoming ‘strangers’ into your nightclubs instead of looking for your next victim to break a pool cue on (hasn’t happened to me yet), your parents are more than happy to see newcomers and charge them over the top prices for meals and everything else, so next time… smile.

Another thing, I have always been amused with the name Hermanus, the other day my not so normal cousin reminded me of a sign we had seen as kids, it was a municipal sign that read: 'Keep Hermanus clean' but one of the letters had been removed making for a very laugh out loud kind of situation.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Celebrating my Resignation

As a temp, I don’t think it’s really possible to resign, you kind of just move from one job to the next, whenever and wherever work is available. After a year at my last job, I like to think that I resigned. So to celebrate a good year working with mostly good people, I had to have the expected ‘leaving drinks’ the first I’ve ever had, working in CT meant having 3 or 4 colleagues, so a ‘leaving drinks’ in CT was like every other night. This is quite strange really, cause as most people know London has nothing else to offer other than good pubs and night clubs so why is it so difficult getting every one out?

Anyways I had mine a week before I left, as my departments redundancy party (they celebrate everything in the UK) was on the following Friday which was to be my last day, so kind of couldn’t have it then. I decided on a local bar/club called Bar38, decent, not too expensive (a big deciding factor) and close enough for everyone to stumble back to the tubes without a problem.

Because I finish work before everyone else, a good thing, but it also means I start way before anyone else too (the joys of office support) I ended up in the pub a good two beers before everyone else. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, I like beer but I’m also a lightweight, the whole alcohol/body mass scale thing doesn’t work in my favour, I’m a 6’2 skinny bastard.
So the rest of the people get there, and as they start rocking up I notice I’m the only guy, this would be a good thing, but every single girl, is either a) married b) engaged or c) just too damn old for me ;) Later on more guys rocked up, so I could have some decent conversation (just kidding ha ha). At about 11 or so the bouncer dude tells us to start finishing up, this of course is after many many beers, a few shots (cowboy something or others), strange girls walking around charging for back massages (just plain weird!) and surprisingly no fights. But after a few drinks, some people are always reluctant to leave their watering hole. Everyone leaves except for 3 of us who are eventually thrown out, literally, but its only 11:30 so theres no way we’re going home, I get dragged to a place called Charlie’s, which I was later told is not a place you tell people you’ve been to, its supposed to be dodgy but I thought it was cool, good music, only one fight but overpriced booze, the only downer.

Of course at this time there aren’t any tubes running, so it’s the wonderful night bus that is to be my chariot home, its either that or 20 pounds for a cab, cheapskate that I am I’d rather take the night bus, my fellow travellers? All drunk, stoned, or tripping. The worst part about getting on a night bus is that you know before you get on, that you’re either going to fall asleep or miss your stop cause you’re not looking out for it, surprise surprise, I miss mine! Get the bus driver to stop in the middle of the road, I jump out run across the road, blurry vision allows me to make out some big red thing coming my way, so hanging onto a pole I flash my lifeline, a green weekly travel card, he stops, I mumble ‘Forest gate? Green street?’ he motions that yes he does understand me and yes he’ll take me there, so I jump on, of course now not moving from his window until he too stops in the middle of nowhere, no bus stops in sight, ‘here, you get off here’ and motions to a sweet little sign that reads ‘green street’ great! Only problem is that this is the wrong side of green street, and it’s a damn long street, so good walking shoes on (if that’s what you call your worn out black leather work shoes) and I’m headed home, less than 30 minutes later and I’m standing in front of my house, nice one, I survived.

Hello World!

It sucks not updating my blog; I got so used to doing it every morning, or every other morning that it becomes an almost daily ritual, like brushing teeth. You don’t realise how much of a real community blogging can become until you don’t do it for a while. I’ve only been forced into silence for a week or two and it feels like ages, like I’ve been disconnected from something.

Cape town as always is as beautiful as ever, after about 5 minutes it felt as though I had never left, everything came rushing back trying to find its place in my mind, the familiarity of it all, the roads, the plants, that magnificent blue sky that seems alive in its own way, the local night clubs, the huge ever present blue table mountain, the space, oh how I missed that. After a year of towering office blocks and maze of grey buildings, the lack there of was a more than welcome sight.

I’m not going to go into much more than saying its great being back home, almost as if I’d never left, a year in the UK and home still feels as homely as ever. That’s one thing I’m never going to forget, no matter how long I may live in a different country you cannot beat the familiarity of your home town, no matter how much you may think you hate it (I don’t) you cant deny that it feels good to know exactly where everything belongs, and exactly how everything works.

One other thing, I almost forgot how cold this city can be! Cape town has a cold that London cannot compare to, it’s a damp lingering in your bones kind of chill, so whatever Londoners, or travellers to London may say, I’m gonna have to disagree with you on this one, cape town takes the cake for being cold, with all the central heating over there, it only feels like winter for the 5 minutes it takes waiting for the bus, other than that? Stop bitching, its not that cold!

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Blog Silence broken

Its been quite sometime since my last post, but I have a very good reason for this, I'm back in Cape Town! Only for a holiday but since I didnt want to let anyone know that I was coming I couldnt exactly write about my leaving drinks, and my departments redundancy party on the Thames and so on, so thats all to come.

I wont be writing much while I'm in the mother city, so check again in a couple of weeks.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Another one to look out for


Not sure how good its gonna be, but I'm still waiting for its cinema release, should be pretty good.

With a poster like that how can it not be good?

Losing weight is easy

Over the past few weaks I've noticed that I've lost even more weight than when I first came to London. The reason for this is simple, I dont eat enough. No breakfast, a sandwich or two for lunch, and wahtever I have the energy to cook in the evening (quite often this is not much).

The problem here is that I dont really want to lose weight, but have no choice, breakfast is just too much effort for the morning, lunch is always good, but theres only so much you can eat, and after a long day at work, I dont really feel like standing in front of the stove cooking something.
So it normally ends up being a pizza, chiproll from the fish and chips shop, pasta, or toast, of which none are nearly filling enough.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Protest Blogging

I was reading www.news.google.com this morning and came across this article 'Soldiers Mother Takes Protest to Bloggers' .

This women is camping outside Bush's ranch in Texas in the hope of getting an audience with him, what exactly she wants to say to him that she thinks will make a difference, I dont know.
As interesting as this is, I dont think it's going to be as affective as shes hoping. Either way, I think she's pretty innovative to use blogging networks to spread her story.

On a slightly related issue, my younger brother has been given a school project of forming a politcal party, designing its logo, annalysing the other party strengths ans weaknesses and giving reasons why his party will work. I think this is some secret plan to get ideas for improving the current state of affairs in SA. To sum it up, all political parties in SA are a joke, any opposition would probably be a good opposition, as I dont think its possible to be worse than what we already have. When your mininster of health tells the nation to eat more herbs and garlic to cure HIV what are we supposed to think? Maybe if the government rewarded the politicians with bananas and stopped promoting them to ridiculous posts, we may see some good stuff happening, I mean what else makes a monkey happy?

(If you're offended by any of this, you obviously take my blog too seriously)

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

A cool little easter egg

In case some of you dont know what an easter egg is, and I dont mean the choclate type, its something that programmers may put into an application for fun, which serves absolutely no purpose. They also do this with DVD's, inserting trailers or deleted scenes in the most obscure places.

An example of this is if you open up a MS word document and type the following

= rand (200,99)

then hit the enter/return key and wait 3 seconds, I promise it wont blow up your monitor.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Keepin it Locked down

'Doctors at a New Hampshire hospital were left baffled when a man walked in with his testicles stuck in a padlock for two weeks. The man, from Brentwood, New Hampshire, says a friend fastened the padlock to his scrotum after a drinking session. Apparently he was too drunk to do anything and passed out. He later told police that when he woke up, the padlock was locked around the top of his scrotum. His friend was gone.The man tried to remove the padlock with a hacksaw after the key broke off inside the lock but without success.He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith was called to remove the lock. The man was treated and released without sustaining permanent injury."At this point we are not sure if it was a prank, or if it was an intentional act, or something done during a sexual act," said Corporal HD Wood IV. - Ananova.com' (http://www.iol.co.za, 2005)

How ridiculous is this? I go to this site for news about South Africa and get this inbetween other headlines, granted its laugh out loud kind of stuff, but really, who wants to read this kind of trash? If I wanted to I'd buy the Sun tabloid.

This is gonna be good.

Keep your eyes on this one:

Everything is Illuminated

Waiting is sometimes a good thing

I'm not the most patient person as most people will tell you (I blame this on my dad), although with time I like to think that I have gained some. When it comes to DVD's the only thing I'm willing to wait for is for the price to come down, why? Cause I'm a cheapskate and I'm not paying £22 for Spiderman 2, when I know that in about 6 months its going to be in the 3 for £20 section. So the price wait is well worth my time, cause that film isnt going anywhere, its just getting cheaper.

My other reason for waiting is when a film is released without any special/bonus features. When DVD's first came out there were a whole bunch of films released on single discs, no cool deleted scenes, alternate endings, directors commentary, making's of and various other bits that we all love.

The Batman movies were one of these such films. Special features included subtitles in 15 languages! Yeah like thats a special feature, what the hell do I want read batman in Norsk for?
But now, after years of restraining myself (not that difficult when the discs are so bland) WB is goin to release 'Batman: The Motion Picture Anthology 1989-1997' on 18 October 2005. Its the first 4 Batman films loaded with extra features. This thing is packed to the brim (if DVD's had brims) with Music videos, makings of, costume and set designs and directors commentary. But now the question arises: Do I wait for the price to drop after I've waited so long for the special feature versions?

For a full list of details check here:
http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/news.php?id=2630&PHPSESSID=30c95f3978fdbd0c42afecc1f1560df5

Friday, August 05, 2005


The area where I live back home

Google Earth

If you guys (and girls, in case I get accused of being sexist) haven't yet checked out google earth, I suggest you do so. It's a pretty amazing program, you can zoom into any area of the world, right down the rooftop of your house and save the satellite image. At the moment I'm loving the idea, even though the network at work has blocked the site, along with most other 'cool' sites', so I don't get to read xbox game reviews either.

Back to google earth, my doubts and skepticism about the program are mainly because of potential conspiracy type theories that one could bring up, I mean where else in the world are the exact coordinates and satellite images of someone's back yard so readily available to the general public?

Pictures soon to follow.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Indulge your comic fantasies in the Batroom

Buenos Aires - Every boy's dream is to spend the day with his comic hero.Well, a hotel in Buenos Aires, Argentina, has created a room dedicated to the Caped Crusader, Batman.The room at the Hilton Hotel resembles a cave and is full of interactive games and videos showing sequences of Batman movies.And it even comes complete with a secret passage that leads to the adjacent room.A spokesperson for the hotel said: "We decided to dedicate the room to Batman because we think he is the coolest superhero and with the new movie out lots of people got into the Batmania again." - Ananova.com (http://www.iol.co.za)

Thats cool and all, but I do have one problem with this article, Batman the coolest superhero? I think not, Superman wins hands down, no contest, Wolverine would be second, and I can think of a few others, (Hyperion from Supreme Power, Silver Surfer, Spiderman). Batman's cool but by no means the coolest superhero.

When 2 became 40

Everyone has one of these at least once in their lifetime, most have them a few times a year. Me? I rarely have them, cause I know better. But this morning I had one, after much heavy drinking last night, I finally got to bed, 3 and a hlaf hours later and I hear that oh so familiar sound, that sound that hits me in the stomach, my damn alarm clock! That little Nokia phone that serves as my mobile phone is also respnisble for me getting to work on time. O six hundred hours, and that damn beeping starts, switch off... 2 more minutes I say to myself, just two.

Yeah, like its ever 'just two', 42 minutes later and my slightly aching head manages to turn around and realise that it is now 06:42 AM, a time when I should already be on the underground and on my way to work. But not this morning.

I got home last night and was immediately greeted with 'Jy'd die braai vergeet ne?' (you forgot about the barbecue didnt you?). The answer was an obvious yes, anybody that knows me will know that my memory is not one of my stronger points, in fact its probably one of my worst characteristics (if you consider memory a characteristic of someone). So anyways, I notice the 3 or 4 cases of beer (and a few bottles of wine)on the floor, which my fellow housemates are more than eager to share. So bag hits the floor, jacket over the chair, and a cold one is in my hand. Unfortunately though, it was only the first of many.

At about midnight, the doorbell rings, which is kind of odd cause everyone expected to be there is already there. Must be the neighbours complaining about the music. Open the door, and what a surprise! Its the neigbours complaining about he music, but after a quick and kind of sarcastic 'Would you like a beer?... glass of wine maybe?' The girls face lights up, apparently shes been wanting to come over for weeks but never really had a good reason to do so and she figured joining us at 12 at night would be the perfect way to introduce herself.

So 'Jax', along with her boyfriend very eagerly joined the party just as I was going to bed. You see, I like to think of myself as a responsible kind of guy, and most of the time I am, but when you get dragged out of your bed by someone drunker than yourself, your responsibilty has to take a back seat. Eventually at about 02:00AM I dont sneak off like I had previously attempted, rather unsuccessfully, but instead anounce in a loud drunken slur, than I am now going to bed, I have work tomorrow! It worked, they left me alone... for about 2 minutes until they once again tried draggin me out of bed, persistent drunks! Anyhow, I didnt leave my bed this time.

When I was leaving this morning, I noticed three of them lying on the floor and couch in the lounge, passed out and not at work. Aaaah, silly buggers! I still got to work on time.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Scrubs

Its alot funnier than I thought, I was expecting a semi-ER type thing, and I hate ER, especially because it was always on around dinner time back home, taking a bite of that Bigmac and waching someones hands playing with a mans insides doesnt go well together.

Scrubs is a real laugh, its good comedy, typical sitcom humour but a few notches above average, the kind of stuff you'd watch again, like friends and that 70's show. Thanks for making me watch it Chris, if not for you I probably never would have taken the time out for it.

So if you havent seen it, go and buy the boxset, or check your local TV listings for when its next on.

Those damn email jokes

I know everyone gets them, some are annoying, some are midly funny, and there are those that make you burst out laughing which in turn gets you funny looks from your work colleagues. Every day one of my best friends back hime sends me about 10-15 emails, of which some are gross, others fascinating and some down right hilarious.

This is one of those mildly funny ones that gets me laughing everytime I think of it:

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his
house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his
wife, lost his children, lost his job.
He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out
an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the
reason I don't have a wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I
don't have my children", third bottle, "You are the reason I lost my job". He
notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes
the bottle, puts it aside and says, "Staan jy een kant my broe (english- You just
stand one side), I know you were not involved".

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

The weekend past

blah blah blah, more beer and more beer. The weekend was pretty good, even though I got intercepted by a *$%£*%&£$($£% God preaching freak.

Friday night I went out with a couple of friends for an ex housemates leaving drinks, she was going off to the USA to sudy for a year so we decided in typical London fashion (although I'm sure this is the case in most other countries) to get smashed and say good bye. The night was pretty good, and if can remember to bring my cam cable I will be posting a picture of my good friend Dayne and a lamp which we all found most amusing.

After a couple too many pints and some slurred conversation later I left the pub, and soon felt really hungry. The big yellow M was right there, but my conscience got the better of me, and I decided that the worlds worst junk food was not a good idea, so I opted for the nearby sandwich stall, after scanning through their rather bland selection I found something that my stomach wouldnt spit right back up, but when I wanted to give the guy the £1, 50 stated on the packaging he said 'If you want to pay for that with money you can forget about it' and threw the sandwich back in the basket, WHAT!? In my semi drunken state I didnt notice the big signs surrounding this area, he was one of those preacher types, so I thought oh well, I'll humour the3 guy and talk to him, but after about 5 minutes ao listening to his absolute rubbish I took my free cup of coffee (which was quite good actually) turned my back mid conversation and walked away, I dont hate many people, well I do, but I really hate those people! They give God a bad name, judging people the way they do... bastards!

I still managed to walk away with a smile though, being able to see the humour in it.

Self proclaimed geek joins blog world

There is a new addition to the ever growing world of blogging, one Marcia Franklin, crazy canadian and ex housemate has started one up. Right now she thinks its pretty boring as she lives in some place called frederickton or something, but I'm pretty sure it wont be long before her blog becomes one of those R-rated ones :P

Happy bloggin Marsh