Those damn email jokes

I know everyone gets them, some are annoying, some are midly funny, and there are those that make you burst out laughing which in turn gets you funny looks from your work colleagues. Every day one of my best friends back hime sends me about 10-15 emails, of which some are gross, others fascinating and some down right hilarious.

This is one of those mildly funny ones that gets me laughing everytime I think of it:

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his
house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his
wife, lost his children, lost his job.
He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out
an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the
reason I don't have a wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I
don't have my children", third bottle, "You are the reason I lost my job". He
notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes
the bottle, puts it aside and says, "Staan jy een kant my broe (english- You just
stand one side), I know you were not involved".