A Silly Trend

Lately I've been doing a bit of blog surfing again, and it seems that theres this new silly trend that bored bloggers around the world are doing. Heres what you do, its really simple, go to google, and type your name followed by the word 'needs'... and then hit enter, obviously.
eg: George needs
Then blog the first five things that come up.
Heres mine:

Greg needs your help.
Greg needs a friend.
Greg needs to be occupied and employed.
Greg needs another arm.
Greg needs some Lunch money.
Greg needs to do something about his evil twin. (couldnt leave this one out)

Okay, so they werent the first five, 'Greg needs your help' had the first 3 places, so obviosuly I'm not going to repeat that, because not only doest that mean I need your help, it means I really need your help! Do I?
'Greg needs a friend' aawww cute.
I definately need to be occupied and employed.
I need another arm? I've already got two, what more could a guy ask for?
Lunch money, thats just hilarious! I really do, I didnt make lunch today and forget to draw cash so I can get something from the sandwich man that comes to the office every day. HA HA HA!
My evil twin? That could explain my issue with authority! It wasnt me, honest!