Another funny email

I keep getting these emails, this was reasonably funny, so I thougt I'd share:

9 Things I hate about everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotchwhenI ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
- ha ha, that is so me

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat ittoo". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
- makes sense doesnt it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of courseitis. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". NoLoser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really giveme a choice there, did ya sunshine?
- I always pick people out on that

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When yo u are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?