Why was Jools Late?

Yesterday was celeb-chef Jamie Olivers unveiling of the latest addition to Madame Tussauds wax museum: a talking model of the chef himself. His wife Jools was to meet him for the unveiling, but because of the very efficient security gaurds, she was slightly late.

Security gaurds in this country are mostly foreigners, of which a large amount are South African, all my housemates are security gaurds, one of them is currently working at Madame Tussauds, and yesterday had the pleasure of escorting Jools to Jamie, but while on their very short trip managed to get lost, not to Jools amusement... ha ha ha.

Anyways they got their in the end after much 'Kom in Radio 2, waar die v** is ek? Help asseblief!' ha ha