New additions to the Oxford Dictionary

Before I forget its been snowing in London, on and off for the last week or so, pretty cool, but not too much to write about though. So these are those new additions I was telling you about:

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off these bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer

Glibido: All talk and no action

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole

Copyright note: I dont own the copyright to these words, someone else does, I just cant remember their blog address, guess that makes me an ignoranus. oops